Today I stumbled across something incredibly adorable. It’s a train video that teaches kids sex education. More specifically, where babies come from. 

That’s one for the photo album.

Thank you, your Lordship, for plugging my book on your almighty show.

Thank you, your Lordship, for plugging my book on your almighty show.

We apologize to our lovely readers for not posting recently. Lionella Litterbox just started her new job as a preschool teacher, so she’s been busy teaching the little ones of America how to be kickass.

But she got off early yesterday (how did they know to only work her three hours on her first day!?) and caught the beginning of Oprah. The talk show queen had Steve Harvey on, who talked about his new book, “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man.”

OK. Here we go … Steve Harvey is a great comedian, but love expert? Steve says all women should wait at least 90 days before engaging in sexy times with their new man-beasts. But Lionellla only made her man-beast wait about a month before they did it, and they’re still together. Year and a half together, five months living together. We are in love.

And we all know Oprah is Queen of All Living Creatures and Things of this Planet Earth (which was only created by her understudy, God, so her majesty had something glorious to walk upon) but her show isn’t all that great.

Steve and Oprah missed the biggest problem of all: our culture, our government and (most) women are on board with this whole “women are equal to men” deal we’ve been working on, except for men. Or most single men. Man-beasts still have a hard time accpeting that there are women out there (sexy ones, too) who have their own place, own career and they even buy themselves their own rings! These ladies are single and just need some loving. But of course they are having a hard time because men are itimidated by them. How very 19th century of men.

Steve said men need to feel that they can provide for and protect women, and as cute as that is, why can’t men be OK with beautiful gals providing and protecting themselves?

Lionella smells a lesson for the little ones for today’s class.

That’s a lot of words and we want to hear from you! Email us at 4girls1blog@4girls1blog.com and tell us how long you made your man-beast wait. Is there a minimum amount of time you’re supposed to make them wait? Have you read Steve’s new book? Do you likey? Dish your opinion!

Photo credit: www.oprah.com

Also, we found this pic when google-imaging Steve Harvey and … what the hell?! We didn’t realize he was a greased-up hunk of burning love underneath his fancy suits!? Rarr.

Act like a lady, but grease me up like a man.

Act like a lady, but grease me up like a man.

Let me insert my floppy disk into your hard drive, baby.

It ain't micro and it ain't soft, baby.

Look at this sexy bitch striking a pose circa 1983. Just the look on Billy’s face says, “I’m going to be a billionaire someday so I don’t have to whore out my gorgeous body anymore.” But this whore of a brianiac best watch out! There’s some new sexy techies out on the prowl!

4girls1blog.wordpress.com is officially … (drum roooooooooll)

www.4girls1blog.com

That’s right! We got all Web-Developer-ish up in this bitch and we figured it out ouselves! Well, Fire Puss actually did the work. She’s one hell of a World Wide Web Whore. Maybe we should invent 4girls1blog Vista? Sexier look, and way easy to use.

You should see where they inked the over easy eggs.

You should see where they inked the over easy eggs.

The LA Times reported this weird story today about one of their writers running into some Suicide Girls at a convention in Texas. The lovely ladies had just been inked and they got bacon tattoos together.

Lynn LaVallee and Jessica Zollman just got the tats two days ago. “We found out we both loved bacon the first time we ever met,” said Zollman. “[The tattos are] kind of like a roommate bonding thing.”

We love ladies who are bold enough to get tatttoos that aren’t sterotypical. Hearts, hibiscus flowers, Tickerbell … it’s all crap! Email us your awesome tats or pics of your friend’s kickass ink at 4girls1blog.@gmail.com. We’ll show the world your dedication to non-tradiational body art on our fancy blog. (Be sure to tell us your name and city!)

Read the sizzling story (sorry, could not resist) at Latimes.com

Our most musically talented friend over at That’s My Jam graced us with the brilliantness that is/was Jem and the Holograms. Fiece women with big hair and scary dance moves? That’s Lionella, Fire Puss, Le Tigre and Pantera to the mutha effen T. Now everyone knows where we got our awesomeness from … from 1985.

Well take a jelly-filled with sprinkles.

We'll take a jelly-filled with sprinkles.

We were on Founshit.com today when we saw a Donut Cashmere … scarf? Accent? Really big necklace? Either way, it’s totally real and totally kickass.

This along with other fun and funky designs come from Joy Kampia O’Shell, a designer specializing in wearable art. Wearable, indeed! Just look at the Cheeseburger Dress! (4girls1note: on her site it’s listed as the Hamburger Dress, but clearly there is a layer of some fine ass cheese. Mmm … hmmm.)

This sexy Hamburgler has a new recipe for special sauce

This sexy Hamburgler has a new recipe for special sauce.

 Just imagine how much fun Halloween is going to be this year! These beauts and more are available on Joy’s site, www.joykampia.com

Coldplay was performing their hit “Fix You” at the Sound Relief Benefit in Syndey, Australia on Saturday when the lead singer, whose been known to be a bit looney sometimes, jumps his skinny ass into the crowd and runs around like a madman! It’s a good thing those Koala-huggers like his ass. Try pulling that shit next time you’re in Brooklyn, Yellow-man.

Note: Fast forward to about 3:00 to see the leap of looniness!

Silly boys, free drinks are for girls.

Silly boys, free drinks are for girls.

We love when boys try to be clever. They try SO hard to be witty, but yet, they just look so cute trying.

We found this pic on Digg.com today, and it’s titled, “Sexism Can be a Nice Thing.” Uhhhhhh? (We said that in a Scooby-Doo voice, in case you couldn’t hear it.)

Obviously this sign was made by a boy. They just don’t get it, do they!? Girls don’t have to take their shirt off for free drinks! We get them from desperate men all the time anyway.

Stick to what you know, boys … and that is being crazy.

For those with green thumbs and brown holes.

For those with green thumbs and brown holes.

From the uber-chic gardender of Yougrowgirl.com comes her new line of spring products. Among which you can get a “Gardening for the People” shirt. Boring!

We are dropping giblets of happiness for the “Poo Powered” onsie (we’re waiting for the adult sizes … waiting.) Makes us want to plant some weed(s) just so we can rock this kickass tee. Get fertilized at www.yougrowgirl.com
Eff the hour-glass, we prefer the wine-bottle-like figure.

Eff the hour-glass, we prefer the wine-bottle-like figure.

We happened to stumble upon this new Myspace Music artist and have to say that we are lost in love with her.

She’s classical, she’s electronica, she’s modern, she’s emotional. She’s beautiful. 

Click the link below to listen to her first (and only! But there best be more to come.) song:

“Lost in Love” by Chaidi

Add her as your friend and if you’re lucky, you can get lost in love with her too.