When viewers in Tucson were given a sexy surprise in the middle of the Super Bowl on Sunday night, we were quite jealous. How come select Tucson folks got to see porn while the rest of us just got tight butts in little football shorts? (Though we do love them ‘tocks.)

When Bianca “The Scorp” McGillycuddy-Plath heard of this arousing news, she emailed her dear old mother in the Old Pueblo, who gave her the insider information about the naughty incident:

“Yes, we got the porn. It was right after the Cardinals made what we hoped would be the winning touchdown. All of a sudden the TV switched to a guy and girl on a couch and it was kind of odd, but I thought it was another commercial because some of the commercials are a little risque. But then the guy jumped up and his dinger came out of his pants and flopped all over the TV screen.”

Here is the exclusive video of the “dinger” from a Tucson viewer’s DVR

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– Bianca “The Scorp” McGillycuddy-Plath