Take a break from unemployment and cozy up in Switzerland

Take a break from unemployment and cozy up in Switzerland

The Post Hotel Weggis (otherwise cutely known as POHO) located on Lake Lucerne in Weggis, Switzerland is offering a couples’ getaway package for those who need one more winter vacation before the snow melts. For only $930 a night (ba! pocket change!) you and your lover will enjoy all these luxury items:

– two nights in a POHO chill out room, complete with lake and mountain views from the balcony

– two breakfasts in bed

– one dinner at the hotel’s signature restaurant

– a boat trip around the lake complete with hot wine punch aperitif

– tickets to Mount Rigi to play in the snow

– an in-room bath mixure

– a 30-minute spa treatment

Holy Sound of Music, we need to get our fannies to Switzerland! Break open that piggy bank, tap into the 401k and start accepting donations. Visit poho.ch to find out more about this sexy retreat.

 

Well take the entire left row of bottles

We'll take the entire left row of bottles

Everyone wants to be me!

"Everyone wants to be me!"

 

Best seat in the house ... the bar.

Best seat in the house ... the bar.

Quite a Medieval dining experience. Be sure to bring your jousting stick.

Quite a Medieval dining experience. Be sure to bring your jousting stick.