Did you see that hot, eco-friendly guy? Eff yeah, I did! Mount him.

"Did you see that hot, eco-friendly guy?" "Eff yeah, I did!" "Mount him."

Now that the weather is warming up for some parts of the country (sorry, easy coast) it’s time to break out the bitty bikini and throw a shin-dig on the shore. Our friends over at Jolly Green Girl posted this article about how to throw a beach party that’s friendly on Mother Nature (that’s one bitch you don’t mess with.)

Read all the helpful tips by clicking here. Be sure to stock up on eco-man-beasts.