A fluffly white wig and some rouge would complete this look.

A fluffly white wig and some rouge would complete this look.

Take that, modern-day men! Now man-beasts get to suffer in the same way women had to about 200 years ago.

MSNBC reported today that a London company has invented the “mirdle.” A girdle for men. It sucks in their beer bellies and makes them look oh-so purty.

At the rate men are catching up to women, we can’t wait for what kind of monstrosities men will have to endure in the year 2209. Get ready for man periods. Meriods.

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