Big Bird isnt getting a golden parachute, kids.

Big Bird may not get a golden parachute, kids.

The Daily Herald reported today that the piss-poor economy has made its way to Sesame Street. Sesame Workshop, which has been the non-profit producer of the popular kids show since 1968, announced it’s cutting 67 of its 355 staff position.

This cannot happen. Big Bird, Cookie Monster and, most importantly, that handsome devil Count von Count must remain on TV. Otherwise our future generation is doomed. DOOMED, we say!

We are making it official! Snufalofagus is requesting a bailout! Make a difference on www.sesameworkshop.org.