This man wear his balls on the outside.

This man wears his balls on the outside.

What I want from my man:

– a hot bubble bath awaiting me

– a piece of tasteful lingerie

– the house will be sparkling clean

– 15-20 mins of oral [none of this half ass shit]

– the long awaited deep tissue foot massage [20-25 mins],

– a piano piece he wrote for me

– and we should end the night off with a long drive.

All this the while Radiohead is playing in the back-ground … Too much?